Australian cricket


Firstly, apologies for no commentary on the first couple of days of the Cardiff test. My old laptop died a death so I’ve had to buy a new one. That done, I can get online again.

Sooooo, the Canary Yellows are well placed after the third day. The pitch is slow, but is hasn’t done any of the tricks that many expected, and the Aussie batsmen have batted very well indeed. England have tried hard, but without a cutting edge have been thus far outdone by Katich, Ponting, Clarke and North.

England need to battle hard over the next couple of days. Barring some heroics, an England win is no longer on the cards. If they play poorly they could lose it though. Tomorrow is going to be a big day.

One thing to note (maximum statto points here), the Aussies did today bring up there first double century partnership in England since the Headingley test of 2001. In that match Ricky Ponting and Mark Waugh put on 219 for the third wicket of the first innings and England conceded a sizable first dig lead. Here are some highlights from that one! Come on Butch!

The Village Cricketer meets Cricket with Balls

The Village Cricketer meets Cricket with Balls

A terrific win for The Village Cricketer’s English All Stars. We bowled in the right areas, controlled the controllables and took plenty of positives from the game. What is more, we built some momentum and raised well over £1,000 for the charity.

As with all major sporting occasions, the match has been covered by The Times as well as Cricket with Balls, and any further reports will be linked to here. The full scorecard is below. I’ve also pasted some photos on the Facebook site, so to view (feel free to use on your own blogs) click here.

The Village Cricketer’s English All Stars v The Cricket with Balls Aussie Code of Conduct XI

Played at Barnes Cricket Club on 29th June 2009.

Toss won by The Village Cricketer’s English All Stars, who elected to bat

Innings of England

Batting
Ed Craig retired not out 34
Nigel Henderson bowled Francis 26
Sam Stow caught Doogle bowled Scott 19
Phil Johnson bowled Scott 8
The Village Cricketer bowled Scott 20
Tommy Taylor caught Kernutt bowled Scott 3
Suave stumped Doogle bowled Uncle Jrod 6
Andrew Miller caught Doogle bowled Tim 17
Patrick Kidd not out 10
Jamie Horton bowled Swann 27
Paul Wrench not out 20

Score 202 for 8 from 30 overs

Bowling
Colliver 3 overs – 0 maidens – 26 runs – 0 wickets
Zaneller 3 – 0 – 27 – 0
Stevens 5 – 1 – 29 – 0
Francis 5 – 0 – 33 – 1
Alex Scott 5 – 0 – 25 – 4
Uncle Jrod 3 – 0 – 20 – 1
Tim 2 – 0 – 12 – 1
Ross 2 – 0 – 13 – 0
Darren Swann 2 – 0 – 12 – 1

Innings of Australia

Batting
Kernutt caught Johnson bowled Wrench 0
Ben Doogle caught Horton bowled The Village Cricketer 50
Francis caught The Village Cricketer bowled Horton 14
Akbal bowled The Village Cricketer 30
Colliver caught Craig bowled Kidd 25
Ross caught Taylor bowled Kidd 6
Alex Scott caught Suave bowled Kidd 0
Brent bowled The Village Cricketer 4
Darren Swann not out 25
Uncle Jrod caught Taylor bowled Suave 7
Zanella absent hurt

Score 174 for 9 (all out) from 23.5 overs

Bowling
Jamie Horton 3 overs – 0 maidens – 19 runs – 1 wicket
Paul Wrench 5 – 0 – 42 – 1
Andrew Miller 5 – 0 – 33 – 0
Patrick Kidd 3 – 0 – 25 – 3
The Village Cricketer 3.5 – 1 – 8 – 3
Suave 2 – 0 – 24 – 1
Tommy Taylor 2 – 0 – 16 – 0

Winners

Winners

Yes, he certainly does. The other team being the Cricket with Balls Aussie Code of Conduct XI. I’m more excited than you could possibly imagine, its less than 48 hours until The Village Cricketer’s English All Stars take on Jrod’s mob at Barnes CC!

Sooo, they sacred Urn is as good as ours. With only a week to go until The Village Cricketer’s English All-Stars take on the Cricket With Balls Aussie Code of Conduct XI, news reaches TVC that the Aussies are struggling to field eleven fit men. Injuries, viruses and visa problems have ravaged the Canary representatives, leaving them one or two players should. Any Australians in the London area fancying a game next Monday (3.30pm start at Barnes) should volunteer their services directly to Jrod at cwb@cricketwithballs.com.

…would revel in the Canary Yellows getting dumped out of the ICC T20 tournament in the first round.

The Village Cricketer will take the moral high ground. It is very un-English to take delight in Australian misery. Ha ha.

Unhappy Ponting in 2005

Unhappy Ponting in 2005

The Village Cricketer predicts 1-0 ‘Pom-wash’

The Village Cricketer’s English All Stars v Cricket with Balls Aussie Code of Conduct XI

Monday 29th June 2009, 3.30pm start

Barnes Cricket Club, Lonsdale Road, London SW13 9QL

The Village Cricketer today announced the line up of English All Stars for the pre-Ashes charity cricket match in aid of the Everyman Male Cancer Campaign, and issued a stark warning to the descendents of convicts and colonists that will be turning out for the Cricket with Balls Aussie Code of Conduct XI, turn up and lose!

On Monday 29th June 2009, the great and good of the English and Australian online cricket worlds will gather at Barnes CC, London, for a charity cricket match held to raise awareness of and funds for the Everyman male cancer campaign, part of the Institute of Cancer Research. The match is played as part of Everyman’s Male Cancer Awareness Month.

The Village Cricketer confidently predicts that his side – The Village Cricketer’s English All Stars – will win the best of one series 1 – 0.

“The English All Stars is a team of hugely talented, exciting and above all modest Englishmen. It is very simple, with this side we cannot lose,” said The Village Cricketer. “The Aussie Code of Conduct XI will be jetlagged or hungover. We are going to deliver a Pom-wash to the travelling Canary Yellows, delivering a trouncing that will help the England side proper carry momentum into the Ashes.”

The Village Cricketer’s English All-Stars XI:

The Village Cricketer

Ed Craig, The Wisden Cricketer

Suave of Suave’s Republique Cricket

Phil Johnson, Freelance cricket writer

Patrick Kidd, The Times

Nigel Henderson, Legendary cricket writer

Andrew Miller, Cricinfo

Sam Stow, All Out Cricket

Simon Jones (look-a-like)

Steven Croft (play-a-like)

Alan Mullally (leftarm-a-like)

To make a donation in support of this event please visit the Justgiving page.

Interestingly, what with two epic Anglo/Canary contests on the horizon (this and this), The Village Cricketer is getting pretty excited about the ICC Twenty20 Cup competition that commences later this week. While still a purist at heart, enjoying nothing more than a day out at a Lords test match, the prospect of a three weeks worth of wall-to-wall cricket on Sky TV mostly scheduled at times that fit around my work committments, is quite compelling.

I enjoy all forms of cricket, just like I enjoy all forms of food, however sometimes you want fine steak and sometimes you want a greasy burger. I spent five days at the SCG once, watching an England win, and that was amongst the most incredible experiences of my life, however I certainly cannot spare five days solely watching a test match right now, so I’m happy that I am being provided with the fast food option, and I’ll happily tuck unto a few quick and easily digestible snacks.

You couldn’t exist solely on fast food though, and you couldn’t exist solely on Twenty20. I’ll enjoy it during June and look forward to the 5* five course feast coming my way over the rest of the summer, although to be fair that will be sampled – mostly in the condensed highlighted variety.

The Ashes are as good as ours! Well, they would be if it came down to all-rounders alone. Flintoff, Bopara, Swann and Broad are all better all-rounders that Shane Watson, who has been selected ahead of Andrew Symonds (he of “behavioural issues”) for the Ashes.

Here is the full story about the Canary Yellow tourists.

Here is the Canary squad. Please be aware than Andrew McDonald is very, very ginger.

Squad Ricky Ponting, Michael Clarke, Stuart Clark, Brad Haddin, Nathan Hauritz, Ben Hilfenhaus, Phillip Hughes, Michael Hussey, Mitchell Johnson, Simon Katich, Brett Lee, Graham Manou, Andrew McDonald, Marcus North, Peter Siddle, Shane Watson.

Does anybody else find it kind of weird that there is a very white left-handed dwarf playing for the Windies?

I’ve got no problems with it, despite the guy seeming very, very Australian (albeit like an eight year old Australian child), cos we have pinched plenty of Zimbos, Saffas, Kiwis, Aussies (remember Pattinson? No, didn’t think so) and West Indians over the years. It just seems strange. Plus, anybody else noticed that he seems to do all the West Indian outfielding?

Jrod over at Cricketwithballs doesn’t like Brendan Nash: “I never like Nash, he bored me, bowled scabby little off breaks and made runs against Victoria.”

So the Canaries have finally found a team they may enjoy an even contest with, well even-ish, provided the Kiwis don’t play too well.

But that isn’t what this post is about. I’ve just heard something on the Channel Nine (relayed via Sky) commentary that suggested to me that Richie Benaud is either even more of a complete cricketing genius than I thought possible for even him, or that dear old Rich might be suffering from some Mark Nicholas-esque Dave Warner induced hyperbole (please note that this word is not pronounced hyper-bowl, for the benefit of Wrencharoo).

Anyhow, Tubby Taylor, Gilly Gilchrist and Richie Richie were discussing which of the part-time bowlers Ponting could call on to fill the fifth bowler slot. Michael Clarke and both Hussey brothers were suggested, before Taylor said that Warner might be worth a go.

Richie muses somthing along the lines of: “Yes, I’ve seen a photograph of him bowling leg spin. Looked like he might have a nice action too.”

Is it possible to make a sound judgement of a bowling action from one still frame, or is Richie getting rather too excited by the Aussie’s great white hope?

Oh, and the Kiwis are 3/63 chasing 182. Grant Elliot, he of the falling over Sideshow Bob fame, has just blocked six in a row from the Pup, he of boning the “where the bloody hell are you?” tasty Aussie model fame.

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