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I finally got round to watching one of the Empire of Cricket documentaries on the BBC tonight, and I have to say, it wasn’t bad. It was the one about how the Aussie’s got good, and there was some interesting commentary and archive footage.

It included, for example, how Steve Waugh stood up to Curtly Ambrose and scored a double-ton to seal the Aussie’s first series win in the Caribbean in donkey’s years in 1995, although they neglected to mention that much of Ambrose’s fury was because Waugh had in the same match claimed a catch off Brian Lara that had obviously bounced.

The following is taken from the BBC press release announcing the show:

Empire Of Cricket

Ahead of this summer’s keenly anticipated Ashes encounter between England and Australia, BBC Two explores cricket’s rich sporting and social history in a documentary series about the four countries whose very different cricketing cultures created the modern game as we know it.

From its origins in the public school playing fields and shires of rural England to its adoption in the twilight of Empire as the national sport of emerging nations such as Australia, the West Indies and India, cricket has always been shaped by factors beyond the boundary fence.

The series contains rare and revealing archive, much of it unseen before on British television, and contributions from leading cricket writers and a glittering line-up of top players, past and present, including Kevin Pietersen, David Gower, Shane Warne, Steve Waugh, Sir Vivian Richards, Michael Holding, Sachin Tendulkar and Kapil Dev.

I enjoyed what I saw today and will certainly be watching the full series on iPlayer.

I said yesterday that if England played poorly they could lose this game. Today they played poorly, and without a massive improvement tomorrow they will do.

674 – 6 dec is a lot of runs. England are 200 + runs behind and two wickets down, although Bopara was robbed. Billy Doctrove got bored turning plumb LBW shouts down and has started giving high ones.

With a day to go, England need to bat exceedingly well tomorrow. The Aussie bowlers have got far more out of this pitch than we did, and Nathan Hauritz could well (ironically) bowl his side to victory.

Richie Benaud (on Channel 5 every Saturday) reckons that England are down and that the Aussies will have got a huge amount of confidence already from the last couple of days. He is, as always, spot on.

You can watch the Channel 5 highlights online by clicking here.

Firstly, apologies for no commentary on the first couple of days of the Cardiff test. My old laptop died a death so I’ve had to buy a new one. That done, I can get online again.

Sooooo, the Canary Yellows are well placed after the third day. The pitch is slow, but is hasn’t done any of the tricks that many expected, and the Aussie batsmen have batted very well indeed. England have tried hard, but without a cutting edge have been thus far outdone by Katich, Ponting, Clarke and North.

England need to battle hard over the next couple of days. Barring some heroics, an England win is no longer on the cards. If they play poorly they could lose it though. Tomorrow is going to be a big day.

One thing to note (maximum statto points here), the Aussies did today bring up there first double century partnership in England since the Headingley test of 2001. In that match Ricky Ponting and Mark Waugh put on 219 for the third wicket of the first innings and England conceded a sizable first dig lead. Here are some highlights from that one! Come on Butch!

Ladies and Gents, we’ve made The Times. Big up to Patrick Kidd, whose slow, non-turning spinners will be terrorising the Cricket with Balls Code of Conduct XI next Monday night.

The Village Cricketer is tomorrow jumping on the train to Trent Bridge to watch Ireland v New Zealand and England v South Africa in the ICC T20. Will report in depth once I’ve sobered up.

Very timely look-a-likey here. Both tall, blonde and feminine.

On one hand we have Apprentice star, Apprentice finalist and possible Apprentice winner Kate Walsh. The Apprentice final is tonight and tasty Kate will be up against Yasmina Siadatan to hear Sir Alan Sugar say “you’re hired.”

On the other hand we have Stuart Broad. Effective executor of the innovative and effective round-the-wicket-at-the-death ploy, although not quite so effective at the hitting-the-stumps-with-the-ball-when-attempting-a-run-out ploy. Young Stuart will be competing today to keep England in the T20 Cricket World Cup in a must win match against Pakistan.

Stuart Broad, good at handling cricket balls

Stuart Broad, tall leggy blonde

Kate Walsh, good at doing business

Kate Walsh, good at doing business

The Village Cricketer predicts 1-0 ‘Pom-wash’

The Village Cricketer’s English All Stars v Cricket with Balls Aussie Code of Conduct XI

Monday 29th June 2009, 3.30pm start

Barnes Cricket Club, Lonsdale Road, London SW13 9QL

The Village Cricketer today announced the line up of English All Stars for the pre-Ashes charity cricket match in aid of the Everyman Male Cancer Campaign, and issued a stark warning to the descendents of convicts and colonists that will be turning out for the Cricket with Balls Aussie Code of Conduct XI, turn up and lose!

On Monday 29th June 2009, the great and good of the English and Australian online cricket worlds will gather at Barnes CC, London, for a charity cricket match held to raise awareness of and funds for the Everyman male cancer campaign, part of the Institute of Cancer Research. The match is played as part of Everyman’s Male Cancer Awareness Month.

The Village Cricketer confidently predicts that his side – The Village Cricketer’s English All Stars – will win the best of one series 1 – 0.

“The English All Stars is a team of hugely talented, exciting and above all modest Englishmen. It is very simple, with this side we cannot lose,” said The Village Cricketer. “The Aussie Code of Conduct XI will be jetlagged or hungover. We are going to deliver a Pom-wash to the travelling Canary Yellows, delivering a trouncing that will help the England side proper carry momentum into the Ashes.”

The Village Cricketer’s English All-Stars XI:

The Village Cricketer

Ed Craig, The Wisden Cricketer

Suave of Suave’s Republique Cricket

Phil Johnson, Freelance cricket writer

Patrick Kidd, The Times

Nigel Henderson, Legendary cricket writer

Andrew Miller, Cricinfo

Sam Stow, All Out Cricket

Simon Jones (look-a-like)

Steven Croft (play-a-like)

Alan Mullally (leftarm-a-like)

To make a donation in support of this event please visit the Justgiving page.

Interestingly, what with two epic Anglo/Canary contests on the horizon (this and this), The Village Cricketer is getting pretty excited about the ICC Twenty20 Cup competition that commences later this week. While still a purist at heart, enjoying nothing more than a day out at a Lords test match, the prospect of a three weeks worth of wall-to-wall cricket on Sky TV mostly scheduled at times that fit around my work committments, is quite compelling.

I enjoy all forms of cricket, just like I enjoy all forms of food, however sometimes you want fine steak and sometimes you want a greasy burger. I spent five days at the SCG once, watching an England win, and that was amongst the most incredible experiences of my life, however I certainly cannot spare five days solely watching a test match right now, so I’m happy that I am being provided with the fast food option, and I’ll happily tuck unto a few quick and easily digestible snacks.

You couldn’t exist solely on fast food though, and you couldn’t exist solely on Twenty20. I’ll enjoy it during June and look forward to the 5* five course feast coming my way over the rest of the summer, although to be fair that will be sampled – mostly in the condensed highlighted variety.

One has been tipped off to this Youtube “chap-hop” classic, it concerns cricket in Surrey…

Hat tip to Henners, jolly good.

The Village Cricketer is loving the fact that someone in Cricket Australia has decided to adopt The Village People’s Y.M.C.A. as one of the tunes to play during the current Twenty20 series between against the Saffas. Nothing like 60,000 Aussie alpha-males, pissed on schooners of VB, pretending to be construction workers…

Enjoying the cricket, Aussie style

Enjoying the cricket, Aussie style

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