South Africa cricket


So, England v South Africa. Well, Wayne Parnell bowled very tidely up front, but the real cracker jack for the Saffas was Jaques Kallis, who touched 90mph with his bowling and then scored at a run-a-ball to see his side home.

Have to admit that they did field very well indeed too, with Van Der Lawnmower pulling of a tremendous catch to see off KP. We weren’t great with the bat or ball.

Trent Bridge - decent venue

Trent Bridge - decent venue

Trent Bridge is a decent venue these days, and we didn’t have to queue long at all at the Trent Bridge Inn. The advertising in the ground was all aimed at the Indian TV audience and the dancers seemed to be not particularly motivated.

Under-motivated dancers

Under-motivated dancers

South Africa have the bravest man in world cricket as their captain, while the man who famously called him a “muppet” has just resigned as England captain. In just over six months, Smith has gone – in the eyes of this blog – from zero to hero; Pietersen has gone dramatically in the other direction.

The stock of Graeme Smith – once considered amongst the most annoying cricketers – has risen dramatically in The Village Cricketer’s opinion. In the English summer, it was obvious that the arrogance of youth had been softened, and Smith cut a diplomatic and mature figure, comfortable in his role leading a good South African team.

Pietersen, on the other hand, who was only given the greatest job around in August, has lasted less than five months in the job. The Village Cricketer expressed reservations at the time, and has been completely astonished by the ridiculousness that has surrounded the whole Moores/Pietersen affair. Worried about the effect on his batting, it was the ego we should have been more concerned about.

Cricinfo’s analysis suggests that Pietersen didn’t like Moores and wanted him out, the ECB didn’t play ball quick enough, so KP has taken his bat and walked (as has Moores). Plus, somehow the ECB has seen fit to let the whole sorry debacle play out in the papers, in the manner of an A-list celebrity marriage bust up. Mind you, even Mr & Mrs Ritchie had the decency to keep most of their dirty linen behind closed doors.

So what next? Strauss is tipped for the job in the West Indies, and England enter into an Ashes year as a laughing stock, a far cry from the side that had humbled South Afica in South Africa in the 2004/5 winter. As for Pietersen, is entirely possible (albeit unlikely) that he could turn his back on England and go and earn a fortune playing IPL. He’d have done well to consider being more like the “muppet” that has just tried to save a dead-rubber test match against a lively Canary Yellow attack, on a wearing fifth day Sydney pitch, with a broken hand.

Now we are talking! After an autumn of mismatches it finally looks as though there will be some enthralling cricketing contests coming up.

England are on the way to India with a pretty much full strength side. Reasons to be cheerful following the ODI results? Yes, absolutely. Despite what happened against the Saffas this summer, England are far better at test cricket than ODIs. The batsmen are better able and better inclined to build the slow, steady centuries that are required in tests, rather than the flamboyant, rapid ones required for ODI cricket. In addition, England’s bowling attack has more variety than the one the Canary Yellows took to India. India are favourites to win, especially given that England will be woefully underprepared, however Monty Panesar is a proper spinner and the key to England coming away from India with a drawn series, or even a sneaky win should a crucial toss go in Kevin Pietersen’s favour.

Meanwhile, there is the mouth-watering prospect of a confident South Africa versus a ponderous Australia in the land of Oz. Ricky Ponting is saying that Australia are still the best wide in the world, and would remain so even it the South Africans sneak a series win. I think the Aussie batting line up edges the Saffa’s, however given that the best spinner on either side is Paul Harris, I think we can be confident in saying that this will be a series that will be won by the best pace attack. Graeme Smith is talking up Dale Steyn, but it could be Morne Morkel that really unsettles the Canary Yellow batters when they meet for the first test in Perth. This series is too close to call.

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“It’s four again, Johan Louwe is being mutilated here!”

Paul Adams, who mesmerised batsmen and confounded reporters when he arrived on the cricket scene, has announced his retirement from first class cricket. The “frog in a blender” bowler tormented England when they visited South Africa in 1995-96.

Here is the only Youtube clip I could find of him bowling.

Its a funny old game. In a little over 24 hours England’s bright young hope with the ball was being pumelled for the first set of six sixes against a major international side, by an Indian side that looked like they’d be joining England on the plane out. Just over a day later and it is the Saffas that are using the exit door and taking an early trip to Maverick’s. The perpetual chokers lived up to their tag and capitulated against the Indians. Sri Lanka also crashed out, after being boshed by the Canary Yellows. This is a great tournament.

…and as Herschelle Gibbs will tell you, dropping them can cost dear. Yesterday England should have beaten South Africa and didn’t, thanks to some butterfingeredness, good Saffa bowling and KP getting himself out in rather bizarre circumstances. England still should have won though, but again there was some strange selections. Maddy was dropped for Snape – which shortened the batting order – and Snape only bowled one over and was way out of his depth when batting. Surely Dimi would have been a better bet. Ho hum, only the Kiwis tomorrow.

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