Village cricket


Congrats to the Canary Yellows who won the World Cup without even needing to break sweat. Big shame that the final wasn’t played in good weather over 100 overs, but getting to watch Gilchrist go mental was some compensation. Interestingly, the Sri Lankan bowlers, who had looked incredibly good against everyone else, looked ordinary when faced with the Gilchrist onslaught. I would suggest reading the Australian perspective on this, and also some analysis of his squash-ball innovation.

At least Glen McGrath can no longer darken our doors. The grump in (baggy) green has retired, disgracefully with 20+ wickets from this World Cup alone, and will go back into the bush. Batsmen around the world can breath a sigh of relief, the fans will get to see him sitting in a convertible being wheeled around the MCG when Cricket Australia celebrate their legends, and the rest of us can look forward to a more cheery replacement. See below for a picture of Glen looking grumpy.

Oh, and I have just watched the BBC’s Panaroma show looking into the murder of Bob Woolmer. 30 minutes of speculation rehashed from stories on the internet, with the major scoop being an interview with an illicit Indian bookmaker. Everything on the show had been revealed before. “Woolmer poisoned and then strangled…” we knew that weeks ago. Must be a cushy number working reworking online stories at the Beeb!

P.S. Made two not out at the weekend, batting at seven, we lost.

Grumpy Glen

Great local newspaper story which made both the front and back pages of today’s Sheffield Star. Good quote too from the Chairman of Rotherham Pheonix after one of his club’s bowlers allegedly lamped the batsman!

“We do not condone any violence but our player was attacked and we see it as him just defending himself”

I wonder if the scene was anything like this…

The West Indies have been fined for a slow over-rate during their during their 113-run defeat against Sri Lanka. Match referee Jeff Crowe, who has previous in this tournament, imposed the fines after Brian Lara’s side was ruled two overs short of its target at the scheduled finish of the Sri Lanka innings. As such, Lara has been fined 20 percent of his match fee while his players have each received 10 percent fines.

Now, this got me thinking. On this summer’s Keele Reefer Association tour to Devon, players will be fined for certain misdemeanors (although a slow over rate will probably not be amongst them) and I think it wise to get some opinion on fineable offences and the going rate. For example:

I am keen to get your thoughts on this. Please leave your comments in the usual place.

With the season rapidly approaching, The Village Cricketer today seeks to share advice on how to lead your village team to top of the table supremacy. Given his own captaincy record (one full season at Barnes CC resulted in bottom of the table humiliation), TVC has sought advice from elsewhere: WikiHow, the how-to manual that anyone can write or edit. Visit the How to Captain a Village Cricket Team entry to obtain such pearls as:

  • Make sure you have 11 players on the field
  • Don’t let anyone but yourself move a fielder to another position
  • Sweet talk the umpires, call them sir, find out what their hobbies are
  • Arrive first and leave last at games
  • Recall a batsman who’s been wrongly dismissed

Shock, crikey, would you believe it? England have reached the second round of the World Cup for the first time since 1992. After a glorious victory against Kenya (who are ranked a massive 50 places higher than the mighty Malta), England will now face Ireland, Sri Lanka, Australia, West Indies and probably Bangladesh in the Super Eights. Methinks our boys will need to improve somewhat to get to a level at which they can beat Sri Lanka, the Canary Yellows and the Windies. But here’s hoping. I still think that Vaughan’s form holds the key to England’s hopes in this tournament. Speaking of Vaughan, did you know he used to have a music career? Hat tip to The Third Umpire at the StickCricket blog for flagging this classic on YouTube…

In other news, we have had unprecedented interest in the What is Village? feature (I am currently watching Bermuda play Bangladesh, and I personally think that any team with a 20-stone plus spin bowler is village). View the entries and add your own.

Everyone that has ever played cricket will have come across a village cricketer, a player of a certain standard that can be easily identified as different from his snooty betters at the posh club down the road. The Village Cricketer today invites you help paint  a picture of the typical village cricketer by asking the simple question – what is village?

Some starters below, please leave your comments and  please keep it clean!

  1. Playing in black trainers
  2. Wearing a replica England shirt as part of your whites
  3. The village cricketer will have a village nickname, like ‘The Walrus’
  4. Smoking a cigarette while doing square leg umpiring duties
  5. Shouting ‘in’ at the end of every run

A village cricket team

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