Well that was very pleasing. As Shane Warne just said on Sky: “not much to write home about for the Aussies, it’s been one way traffic.”

Tons for Andrew Strauss and Alistair Cook (unbeaten) and Jonathan Trott looks good too.

The Aussie bowlers look tired and Ricky Ponting’s captaincy desperate, the Punter gambled more than once and wasted reviews. What a difference a day makes.

Pitch looks good and England are in the ascendancy. Bat long tomorrow and grind the Aussie bowlers into the Gabbatoir dust.

When I turned the TV on at 5am today I was very tempted to go back to bed. Mike Hussey and Brad Haddin were still batting and we hadn’t taken a wicket in over 24 hours. I have to admit it, but they both batted terrifically well.

Stephen Finn’s six wicket haul was a terrific achievement for him. He’s come a long way in the short amount of time he’s been playing for England. Quite whether it will be enough to make much difference in this test is another matter. England are 208 runs behind at present, and have a battle on to save the test.

Fundamentally, England need to bat for the best part of two days. If we bat until tea on day five we’ll be 250 – 350 runs ahead. If we don’t last past lunch Monday the game is Australia’s.

A very interesting scenario would be if England were to bat to just past lunchtime on Monday. Were we to be bowled out with a lead of 200 – 250, there’d be a very interesting couple of sessions during which the Aussies will have to go for reasonably quick-ish runs to win the game, and England would have an outside chance of an unlikely win on a last day Gabba pitch.

England are 12/1 for the win at Ladbrokes and 14/1 at Paddy Power. I’d want better odds than that to be worth a flutter though. Anyone know a Karachi bookmaker?

So, an encouraging day for England. There was enough in the wicket for the current holders of the Ashes to take wickets and establish a promising position against Australia earlier in the day. Stuart Broad troubled the Canary Yellow openers, James Anderson is in the wickets (and well on course for the five wicket bag I predicted), while Stephen Finn looked a handful at times.

It could have been better though. The partnership between Michael Hussey – who seemed to have a little too much to pull – and Brad Haddin – who didn’t do too much, puts Australia in front, but within reach. Hussey played Swann really well, the best of any batsman I can remember.

But England have a brand new ball and fresh bowlers in the morning. It’s going to be a big first session tomorrow.

Not sure this is possible, he must be able to see something, but here is England’s Kevin Pietersen shows off some unconventional cricket skills by batting blindfolded.

197 for 7, and Peter Siddle has just turned the innings on its head with a hat-trick. Alistair Cook, Matt Prior and Stuart Broad have all gone. I don’t like the first day at The Gabba, too many bad memories.

Didn’t look too bad 10 mins ago. The Aussies weren’t on their way to 600, no-one had suffered a career threatening injury, and none of the bowlers had hit second slip. We are batting, which is the right thing, but we need to play very well for the rest of today to stay in this game.

The ball is still swinging after 60-odd overs, but England really want to be scoring 400 plus in the first innings here. You have to score big in Australia. Right now, I’d take anything over 300. Come on Ian Bell.

What’s the plan then Aussies? Letting our second XI bowlers get a few cheap wickets on a green un in Tasmania, on the off chance they’d force their way in to the England team, displace a better bowler, and then slog their guts out on a flat, hard, grassless Gabba! We know your game! Oh, and I do hope I won’t have to listen to bloody Mark Nicholas all this winter.

The reason… cos its too bloody hard to spell their names. I take my hat off to Zulqanee… Zuleqau…. erm, the Pakistan wicket keeper who is better than Kamran Akmal, but who probably won’t play again for Pakistan because he stood up to match fixers. Imagine having the cricketing world at your feet at 24 and then being prepared to give it all away because of doing the right thing, especially when you’ve gone some bad ass gambling gangsters threatening to chop you and your family up when you don’t go along with them. Good luck and best wishes to Zulqarnain Haider. Hope it works out for you. He’d probably earn more money playing club cricket in England than test cricket for Pakistan.

So, nothing over the summer. Sorry about that. Perhaps you never noticed. Was a busy one playing and having fun, and to be fair the cricket that followed the T20 World Cup win always seemed a bit low key and not worth talking about. I went to the Saturday of the Trent Bridge against Pakistan and had a good day. The there wasn’t really a contest, and the no-ball fixing stuff left me cold.

Things have, however, looked on the up recently. Some good ODI cricket, and the lure of the forthcoming Ashes series is exciting me.

It should be a cracker, and I’m really looking forward to seeing Finn and Broad bouncing Ponting in the tests with two men back for the skied catch. Have enjoyed watching the Sri Lanka v Australia highlights today, and also the fact that I’ve played against two out of the three Sky presenters covering the India v New Zealand test today.

Back in August 2003 I took the wicket of Matt Floyd when he was playing for Hampstead 3rds against the mighty Pheasant on a cabbage patch at the Civil Service sports grounds in Chiswick. In May 2007 I faced two balls against Iain O’Brien for Chesterfield at Queen’s Park. Naturally, we finished better than the oppo on both occasions. Robert Croft, you are next sunshine!

Did anyone else notice that England were playing test cricket? It kind of by-passed me somewhat. Haven’t we just played Bangladesh? Didn’t we wallop them this time last year?

With all due respect to Jonathan Trott, The cricket can tumble on. I just flicked on Sky Sports to be confronted by its regular piece on various club teams from around the UK. I caught Workington and St Helens before turning off because, almost instinctively, I don’t like them.

It’s not that they are necessarily bad or unpleasant teams. They may be a cracking bunch of lads. It’s just that I’ve grown to instinctively dislike the opposition. I’ll pick out the fancy dans, the sloggers and the ‘all the gear’ types. Somehow I know that there will be some dreadful chat, shouts of ‘great shot Rich’ to nicks between keeper and slips and that the late-teen to mid-20s players will all be horrendously spoiled little buggers that are rude to their mothers despite getting their whites cleaned for them by those too scared to stop pandering to their little darlings.

I also know that them being on Sky Sports regularly will cause egos to inflate to the point that even the small and friendly sides will catch ‘big club syndrome’, and that the big clubs will be even more unbearable than they were before.

I also – instinctively – know that a half decent side that I am part of would wipe the floor with all of them put together and see them off with a caustic, inspired and intelligent chirp.

I may also be slightly bitter that my team hasn’t been picked. Bastards.

Sorry, but I’m feeling old today ;-)

England has a new bowling coach, and he’s a nutter… so sayeth the prophet Jrod.

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